lover of all things funny and sad. tattoos and piericings make me happy. talk to myself way too much. in love. looking to make something of myself.

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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did-you-kno:

The blobfish is able to live 4,000 ft below sea level because it doesn’t have much muscle or skeletal structure. It only becomes “blobby” due to the change in pressure when it is brought above water. Source

did-you-kno:

The blobfish is able to live 4,000 ft below sea level because it doesn’t have much muscle or skeletal structure. It only becomes “blobby” due to the change in pressure when it is brought above water. Source

sugarsickness:

hello??? where am i???

broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it